Teachers call it cheating. But we call it unity.

College life is so easy. No sweat. All you have to do is stare at your professor and wait. Wait until tiny drops of blood comes out of your nose. See? No sweat. Just blood.

Kung di mo ko kayang seryosohin, ngayon pa lang itigil na natin ito. –Pag-aaral

Translation: If you can’t be serious, let’s stop now. –Studying

Something to think about: “Sleep is something you can catch up with easily; grades, no.” But then, “Stress can kill you; bad grades can’t.” Study or sleep?

I refuse to adhere to society’s perception of academic aptitude and mental ability. In other words, I don’t want to study!