May isang batang sobrang kulit. Kahit anong gawin ng ama, hindi pa rin tumitino. Sa galit ng ama, inilagay niya ang bata sa sako at sinabit.
Ama: (naawa) Ano?
Lumapit ang ama sa sako.
Ama: Ano, titino ka na?
Anak: Paki-swing naman! 🙂
Translation: There was once a very naughty kid. His father did everything to straighten him up, but still the kid wouldn’t behave. One day his father got really mad, placed him inside a sack, and hanged it to a tree.
His father went near the sack.
Father: Are you going to be behave now?
Kid: Push the sack so I could swing!!! 🙂
Translation: If staring could kill, you would be dead by now.
Translation: Crushes are like Math problems. If can’t get it, all you can do is stare.
Translation: I wish men were like cell phones: automatically dies when faulty.
*Humor lost in translation.*