This is a Filipino joke my dear readers.
WIFE: Bakit ka umiiyak? Silver Anniversary natin!
HUSBAND: Naalala ko lang noon nahuli tayo ng tatay mo at tinutukan niya ako ng shot gun tapos pinapili ako kung kasal o kulong ng 25 taon.
WIFE: Oo, naaalala ko rin pero bakit ka nga malungkot?
HUSBAND: Laya na sana ako ngayon.
I’ll try translating it in English.
WIFE: Why are you crying? It’s our Silver Anniversary!
HUSBAND: Remember when your father caught us and he directed his shot gun at me, and made me choose between marriage or jail for 25 years?
WIFE: Yes, I remember, but why are you sad?
HUSBAND: I should have been free now.