Husband and Wife

This is a Filipino joke my dear readers.

WIFE: Bakit ka umiiyak? Silver Anniversary natin!

HUSBAND: Naalala ko lang noon nahuli tayo ng tatay mo at tinutukan niya ako ng shot gun tapos pinapili ako kung kasal o kulong ng 25 taon.

WIFE: Oo, naaalala ko rin pero bakit ka nga malungkot?

HUSBAND: Laya na sana ako ngayon.

Hahahaha 😀

 

I’ll try translating it in English.

WIFE: Why are you crying? It’s our Silver Anniversary!

HUSBAND: Remember when your father caught us and he directed his shot gun at me, and made me choose between marriage or jail for 25 years?

WIFE: Yes, I remember, but why are you sad?

HUSBAND: I should have been free now.

Hahahaha 😀

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